Jim Norton, who plays at the Wellmont Theatre on Saturday night, says that if Charlie Sheen was a comedian, "he'd be me."
In an interview with Patch, Norton—best known as a stand-up comic who appears on the "Tonight Show" about once a month—complained that Sheen has gotten a bit of a bad rap.
"I don't agree with everything he says or does but I really admire the guy's honesty," Norton said. "People say they like the truth but they really don't if it's not what they want to hear."
In fact, Norton talked a lot about Sheen, perhaps because he'll be drawing some of his comic material from Sheen's life during his show at the Wellmont on Saturday night at 8 p.m.
When asked if he really is like Sheen, Norton said that: "The difference between me and him is that I've been sober since I was 18 and I'm now 42. I was turning into one of those afterschool-special kinds of kids and so I had to stop."
Norton said he couldn't believe a reporter asked Sheen why he likes "porn girls."
"How can anyone ask him that and consider it journalism?" he said. "You don't ask a man that. What do you expect him to say?"
"What about all these politicians who legislate against homosexuality and actually they are gay?" he said. "Why don't people go after them?
"At least Charlie is honest and people should give him that much," he said.
Norton said that not only will he talk about Sheen on Saturday night, but he'll also pick apart the lives of Tiger Woods and Mel Gibson, and examine world affairs in general.
"I'll also be talking about my own dysfunctional stuff," he said.
Norton, heard on Opie & Anthony on XM Satellite radio, also has appeared on FX's "Louie" and HBO's "Bored to Death."
Although he now lives in New York City, he grew up in Edison and says he's still a Jersey boy at heart.
"I'm prone to depression like most New Jersey people," he said.
So why did Norton move to Manhattan?
"If I had to sit in the Lincoln Tunnel traffic one more time I was going to commit a murder and wind up in prison," he said.
Even so, he played a Jersey boy in "Crooks," a straight-to-video release about Bayonne postal workers stealing stamps.
All in all, Norton is hysterical, even on the phone. At one point, the connection cut out. When he called back he said, "sorry about that ... sometimes it's hard when you have an iPhone to get service in a little town like Manhattan."
Norton said he's played the Wellmont before and that he tries to do at least two or three gigs in New Jersey each year.
"I don't want to do too much because I like to have a lot of new material before I come back," he said.
Norton said he would love to do another HBO special and that he continues to enjoy his work on the "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno."
"Jay is phenomenal and no one treats comedians better than him," he said. "He's fun to work with and he lets you be edgier than other shows."
Although Norton's favorite TV show is "The Wire," he said he also respects comedies like "South Park."
"I respect it because the show attacks everyone the same ... they attack every race and religion and ideology," he said. "And that's what comedy is. It should take off the gloves. Everyone is fair game."
Peter Snowden is hoping to cash in on a rare home ground advantage when feature racing heads to Warwick Farm for the next two Saturdays.
The southwestern Sydney racetrack will play host to its feature Group One Chipping Norton Stakes day on Saturday, while Saturday week's Randwick Guineas meeting has been transferred to Warwick Farm this year."It's definitely an advantage, racing on your home track is always an advantage," Snowden said after overseeing trackwork on Thursday.
"To get these next two meetings here is a big plus for us."
Snowden doesn't have a Chipping Norton runner but has chances in Saturday's other feature races with Parables (Surround Stakes), Pinwheel (Liverpool City Cup), Brasileira (Wiggle Quality) and Anise (Clarry Conners Plate).
Snowden holds Anise, a $600,000 yearling purchase, in high regard but needs to see the two-year-old filly do it again in the Clarry Conners Plate (1100m) to confirm feature race plans.
The trainer already has dominant Golden Slipper favourite Sepoy waiting in the wings at Darley's new Agnes Banks property following his explosive Blue Diamond win last Saturday.
Sepoy has continued to step up and surprise Snowden, elevating him to the top of the pile among this season's juveniles.
"That's racing," Snowden says.
"Every good horse, they don't just have it written on their forehead when they are born. It's a natural progression and some do it and some don't.
"Some promise you the world and give you an Atlas. They come in all shapes and sizes but it's a pleasant surprise when you get one like him (Sepoy).
"This filly (Anise) has always promised a bit and she may not deliver what she's been promising, and that's what racing is all about.
"But where she's at at the moment I'm happy with. Her work has been good, she has trialled well and she should be competitive on Saturday."
Anise won her only start in November by 1-3/4 lengths over Saramenha who had put together two straight city wins prior to that race.
Later in the day Parables will be out to add the Group Two Surround Stakes to her win in the Group Three Silver Shadow Stakes at Warwick Farm last August.
The Lonhro filly finished off from back in the field for third to Obsequious in the Light Fingers Stakes (1200m) first-up on February 12.
"Her first-up run was good, the 1400 metres second-up is perfect for her and on her home track is a big plus as well," Snowden said.
"She'll run well."
Consistent sprinter Pinwheel is the second favourite for the Group Three Liverpool City Cup (1300m).
Pinwheel, who has finished in the top two in 15 of his 17 starts, won the Canterbury Classic (1100m) first-up and then chased home Sister Madly when second in the Group Three Southern Cross Stakes (1200m) on February 12.
"He's drawn okay (nine) in a tough race and has plenty of weight (57.5kg) but he's an ultra-consistent horse and no doubt he'll run well again," Snowden said.